Craig's bookshelf: read

The Old Man and the Sea
The Power That Preserves
The One Tree
The Wounded Land
The Darkslayer - Fantasy/Adventure
The Halfling's Gem
Streams of Silver
Billy Budd, Sailor
The Legacy
Dragons of Autumn Twilight
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
Ender's Game
A Gathering of Heroes
Lord Foul's Bane
Dragons of Spring Dawning
Dragons of Winter Night
Time of the Twins
Forgotten Realms: Homeland

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Dec 22, 2010

5 things you should never say to The Darkslayer...if you know what's good for you.

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1 - Hey dude, can I borrow your helmet?

2 - Man, where do you buy your steroids?

3 - Do you need a spotter while your lifting?

4 - I am sorry sir, but you can't take your battle axe as carry on luggage.

5 - Excuse me, can you recommend any good restaurant's around here?